Eat less of this....

Or risk a lot more of this?

HURRICANE GUSTAV HIT CUBA LIKE AN ATOMIC BOMB

STORM HIT HAITIANS STARVE ON ROOFTOPS

Alternatively, have a vegetarian teenage daughter and the barrage of guilt-inducing comments every time you sneak the occasional bacon sandwich will reduce your meat intake no end...

But as the above shows, she's right. As always.